Nasty senior chat

Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. The motorist was most appreciative and very curious.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. " She answers, "Your horse called." You'll love this one!! " And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!

There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up, and he hasn't called back. A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.